1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,360 (CLOCK TICKS) 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,800 (MUSIC BUILDS) 4 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,320 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) 5 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,400 Painters are a dime a dozen. 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,120 Anyone can paint. 7 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,400 What I do... is a little different. 8 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,120 It's hard to describe. - You paint with blood. 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,120 - Yeah. That's it. 10 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,200 - Did you do that one over there? - Yes. 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,600 - Now, while I can see that the blood thing might seem like a cool idea, 12 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,040 it just means that your paintings are quite brown and dull. 13 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,720 And I just feel like if you use regular paint, 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,840 the red might pop a little more. - I'm gonna enjoy killing you. 15 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:58,400 And then I'm gonna hang this painting on the wall. And every time I see it, 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,920 I'll remember the joy I had making it. 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,120 - But have you tried using paint, though, because you might enjoy it even more. 18 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,120 (GUN SAFETY CLICKS) 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 (TENSE MUSIC) 20 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,920 - WHISPERS: 24, 10. Enter. (KEYPAD BEEPS) 21 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,080 One, two, three, four. Enter. (KEYPAD BEEPS) 22 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,080 (SIGHS) 23 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,800 (YELLS) (SLAM! CRUNCH!) 24 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,240 - People say that right before you die, 25 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,160 your life flashes before your eyes. 26 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,160 Is it? - No, but if you give me a second, it might. 27 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,560 Please just give me one second. - (SIGHS) 28 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,360 (DREAMY NOSTALGIC MUSIC) 29 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,160 (BIRDS CHIRP) 30 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,320 - Here you go, young lady. - Thank you. 31 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,200 Enjoy that. Have a good afternoon. 32 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Oh, hello. - Hello. 33 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,720 - What can I get you? - Could I please get one scoop of vanilla? 34 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,720 - Cup or cone? 35 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,280 - Cup, please. 36 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,560 - 15c, please. 37 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,400 - I thought it was 10c. 38 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,440 - It used to be. It's 15c now. 39 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,520 - Well, I-I only have 10c. 40 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,600 - Well, look, I'm sorry, kid. 41 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,680 - (SOBS) 42 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:59,680 - Anything? - Yeah. But it wasn't my whole life, though. 43 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,919 It was just one moment. - Hmm. A good moment? 44 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,400 - No. It was kind of bad. 45 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,400 - Huh. Sucks to be you. 46 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,840 - Do it. - Do what? 47 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,320 - Pull the trigger. Life's not even that good. 48 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,400 - Oh, don't be like that. 49 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,720 - Why? - Cos you're making it not fun. 50 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,720 - It's true, though. I have nothing. 51 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,760 I'm bad at my job, no one loves me, and most of the people in this world aren't even goo 52 00:03:24,761 --> 00:03:27,880 I mean, who doesn't give a kid an ice cream because of 5c? 53 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,160 - You're trying to trick me into not wanting to do it? 54 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,480 - No, I'm not. Pass the gun here ― I'll do it myself. 55 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,840 - Nice try. It's time to die. - Good. 56 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,560 - Stop it! You're really starting to piss me off. 57 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,760 - Then kill me. - I will. I will! Shut up! 58 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,080 Five, four, 59 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,840 three, two. (CREAK!) 60 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,440 (GUNSHOT) 61 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,320 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 62 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,680 (GUNFIRE) 63 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,480 (LAUGHS) 64 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,640 I can see your arm. 65 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,200 Nice try. You had me for a second. 66 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,160 Thought I was gonna waste all my bullets on a dead man. 67 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,160 (CHAIR CREAKS) No? 68 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,680 Then what? 69 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,880 - Distraction. 70 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,160 - (CHUCKLES) Was he meant to, uh, 71 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,920 sneak up behind me and smack me in the head or something? 72 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,400 Well, you screwed that up. (THWACK!) Ooh! 73 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,920 (MOMENTOUS MUSIC) 74 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,839 (CLOCK TICKS) 75 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,320 - I just thought that I would yell distraction, and then immediately you'd be, like, ban 76 00:04:43,321 --> 00:04:45,440 And smack him on the back of the head. - Yeah. Sorry. 77 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,520 I wasn't feeling good. - (SIGHS) Where's Anderson? 78 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,640 - He's gone to blow up the boat. - What boat? - There's, like, a boat, 79 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,320 and it's taking herbicide and poison over to some planes 80 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:59,520 that are then gonna fly and disperse it all around New Zealand. 81 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,000 - Where's the boat? - What boat? 82 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,440 - The boat carrying the poison to the planes. 83 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,279 - It's, like, their big evil plan. It's something to do with exports. 84 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,279 I didn't fully understand it, 85 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:12,600 but the main thing is they're gonna kill our cows and our sheeps. 86 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,440 - When does the boat leave? - In eight minutes, according to this one; 87 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,520 seven minutes, according to this one. 88 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,680 - It's gone. - What do you mean, it's gone? 89 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,680 - It left two hours ago. 90 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,440 - No, no ― it was supposed to leave at 6 o'clock. 91 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,440 - It left at 1600 hours. 92 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,720 That's 4 o'clock. - So if the boat left at 4 o'clock, 93 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,480 why was there a giant timer counting down to 6 o'clock? 94 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,960 - Where is Dennis? - He told me to do the signal at 6, 95 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,200 whether he's here or not. But he'll come. 96 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,800 - This is Kookaburra 1. We are ready to rock 'n' roll. 97 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,800 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 98 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,400 (RADIO STATIC CRACKLES) We wait until we see fireworks. 99 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:00,120 - Fireworks? You said Anderson had gone to blow up the boat. 100 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,480 - Correct. - Well, it says here that the boat leaves at 1600 hours. 101 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,240 - That's right. In five minutes. - (GROANS) 1600 hours is 4pm. 102 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,240 It's 5:55 now. 103 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:11,880 (SIGHS) - Then what's happening in five minutes? 104 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,440 - The planes will leave when they see the signal. 105 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,720 - The signal? What's the signal? 106 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,720 - Fireworks. 107 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,760 (ACTION MUSIC) 108 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,800 - The fuse takes one minute, so in two minutes, it's go time. 109 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,440 - Looks like a cartoon fuse. Should we cut it shorter? 110 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,440 - I think it's fine. 111 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,440 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 112 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:42,279 - I've always hated New Zealand. - Agreed ― 113 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:45,480 the cities are dull, the people are dim. 114 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,760 70 seconds until ignition. 115 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,600 - Freeze, or I'll shoot. 116 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,640 Hands up. - You have a gun? - Yeah. 117 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,120 - So if I turn around, I'll see you aiming a gun at me. 118 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,920 - If you move, I'll prove it to you. 119 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,120 By sh-shooting you. - Yeah. 120 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,120 - With the gun. - Yeah, yeah, I get it. OK. Fine. 121 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,120 - Hands up. - (SIGHS) 122 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:15,200 - Well, Dennis isn't here, but I think we should just get started. 123 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,200 (THUDDING) 124 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,840 - 125 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,000 - ALL: 126 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,360 - round Cape Horn. 127 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,000 - ALL: for South Australia. 128 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,440 - 129 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,760 - ALL: 130 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:37,040 - 131 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,640 - ALL: for South Australia. 132 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,640 - (LAUGHS) 133 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,320 - A golden dawn is upon us. 134 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,360 Golden soil, wealth for toil. 135 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,120 We've toiled and toiled. 136 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,000 And now it is time for the world to not only respect Australia, 137 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,880 but to bow down to Australia. 138 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,760 And people who say golden soil isn't good soil? 139 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,280 Well, they're gonna eat their hats when they try some Australian beef. 140 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,280 Let's do this. 141 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,600 (MATCH SCRATCHES) 142 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,490 (MATCH SCRATCHES) 143 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,890 - Wait. 144 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,650 Drop the match. 145 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,930 - OK. 146 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:32,929 - Were you trying to drop it on to the fuse? - No. 147 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,090 - OK, well, it seemed like you were. Seemed like you were trying to be, 148 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:38,130 like, OK, and then drop it down on to the fuse. 149 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:40,490 - I wasn't trying to be like that, but whatever. 150 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:43,809 - Step away from the fireworks or I'll shoot him. 151 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:45,809 - He doesn't have a gun. 152 00:08:45,809 --> 00:08:48,809 - I most certainly do. - You've just done the gun thing with your fingers. 153 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:51,809 - I wouldn't say that. - You've got the angle wrong. I can clearly see your hand. 154 00:08:51,809 --> 00:08:54,850 You're just doing the gun thing with your fingers. - Is that true? 155 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:56,850 - He's just doing this. 156 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:01,530 - I freaking knew it. - I mean, you clearly didn't. 157 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:04,250 - Well, you can put the gun down. - I'm not dropping the gun. 158 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:08,050 - You are so strange. - OK, Mr Blood Paintings. 159 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,490 Sorry for being strange, Mr Frickin'... 160 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:15,130 - Go on. 161 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:20,890 - ...Blood Paintings. - Same again. Yeah, well done (!) 162 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:23,570 Will you look at that? Time's up. 163 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:28,050 - Look, I love fireworks. And on a normal day, 164 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:31,650 I would do pretty much anything to see fireworks. 165 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:33,929 So it breaks my heart to say this, 166 00:09:33,929 --> 00:09:37,410 but there will be no fireworks today. 167 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:39,570 - Misty? Do the honours. 168 00:09:39,809 --> 00:09:43,770 - Did you hear nothing I just said? - With pleasure. 169 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,050 - Wait. Are you guys a couple? 170 00:09:46,050 --> 00:09:48,850 - What makes you think that's any of your frickin' business? 171 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:51,130 - Sorry, I―I guess I just... 172 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:54,010 Yeah, nah. Sorry. 173 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,730 (MATCH STRIKES) Wait! - What? 174 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:00,610 - I guess... 175 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:03,450 - You don't have anything to say, do you? - No, I do. 176 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:06,250 I definitely do have stuff to say. 177 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:08,450 And I guess... 178 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:12,450 if you try to light that fuse, then I'll have to attack you. 179 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:16,290 - Me? - Yeah. And I know that's kind of not really appropriate, 180 00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:19,250 but I have no choice. - Well, if you attack her, 181 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:22,530 then we'll have to attack you. - With what weapons? 182 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:26,370 - Our arms. - And there's three of us and one of you. 183 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:28,370 - Two! 184 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:33,690 - How did she hear that? - I think the water is making your voices carry! 185 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:35,690 - That's crazy. - Hey, don't quote me on that! 186 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:37,770 That's just a theory I've come up with just now! 187 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,250 - Oh, well, definitely sounds like it could be a thing. - I think it's a thing! 188 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:44,370 I'm sure someone told me that once. (PANTS) 189 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:47,450 - Well, it's three versus two, and one of you's a chick. 190 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:50,130 - Oh, sexist. - Yeah. I am sexist. 191 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,890 - Well, that's not on, right? 192 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:55,450 Also, she's a chick. - Also, chicks can do anything. 193 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,929 - Shut up. - Yup. - And your math's off. 194 00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:00,370 - What do you mean? - It's three versus three. 195 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:02,370 - It's the fireworks! 196 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,690 - We know! 197 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:06,890 - The signal is the fireworks! 198 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,890 - Yeah, we already know! 199 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,809 - He's really fast. - Yeah, it's kind of, like, his special skill. 200 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:13,809 - Yeah. 201 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:22,370 - Don't. Don't you light that fuse. 202 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:24,530 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 203 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,570 - BOTH: Excuse me. 204 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:38,210 - Stop it. - You stop it. - Stop it. 205 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,210 -Youstop it. - Stop it. 206 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,210 Oh! 207 00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:44,650 (THUD!) 208 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,330 - You know, I never liked you. 209 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:50,610 - Well, I liked you, to be honest. I thought you were cool. 210 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,490 I thought we might be friends. But as time went on, 211 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:57,170 and the more I got to know you, I realised you were a slimy rat. And when you― 212 00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:01,130 - Sorry to interrupt, Sue, but I'm a bit worried about the fireworks! 213 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,330 (HISSING) 214 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:05,530 - Good point. 215 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,690 (ALL GRUNT) 216 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,370 - Gidday, mate. - Hello. 217 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,410 - I'm gonna kill you now. - In that case, 218 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:18,570 can I try the 'life flashing before my eyes' thing again? 219 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,570 - Be my guest. 220 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:25,370 (DREAMY MUSIC) 221 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,330 - Isabel. - Michael. 222 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:34,690 - I like your dress. - Thank you. 223 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:36,690 I like your suit. 224 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,650 - Thanks. 225 00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:42,290 This has never happened. - No. 226 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:45,970 But it could. - I'd like that very much. 227 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,370 - I'd like that very much too. 228 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:52,170 - OK, well, I gotta fight this guy now. 229 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:55,970 - OK. Well, after that, 230 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,970 would you like to go to the movies? 231 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,970 - Oh, I'd love to go to see a movie. 232 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:02,570 I'd go see literally anything. 233 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:06,370 - I don't like scary movies. - No, neither. 234 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:10,090 I would go see literally anything, unless it's a scary movie, 235 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,410 in which case, I wouldn't go see that. 236 00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:15,090 - Well, I think that's― - Enough. 237 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:18,450 I don't know what that was, but I don't want any more of that. 238 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:21,929 - I was having a hopeful vision. - I'm gonna beat the hell out of you. 239 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:23,929 - I'm not sure I have any Hell in me. 240 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,770 I was born in Heaven, and I've lived here my whole life. 241 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:30,570 - 20 minutes ago, you were begging for me to kill you. 242 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:34,570 - I don't remember that. - You said, 'Pass me the gun, and I'll do it myself.' 243 00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:37,690 - Well, I had my vision, and I'm feeling better now. 244 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,970 - Good. Time to die. (YELLS) 245 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,370 Oof! 246 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,570 Argh! 247 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:51,970 (ALL GRUNT) 248 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,330 (ALL GRUNT) 249 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:00,490 (ALL GRUNT) 250 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,490 (ALL GRUNT) 251 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,850 - (YELLS) - (SQUEALS) 252 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,850 (THUD!) 253 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,690 (ALL GROAN, FUSE CRACKLES) 254 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,410 (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) 255 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,250 - Oh! (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) - Ow, ow, ow, ow, 256 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,250 ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... 257 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,330 (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) 258 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,010 ...ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) - Ooh. 259 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,810 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... 260 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,890 (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) 261 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,610 - Are you OK? - I'm OK. 262 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,570 - You sure? - Yeah. 263 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,930 (FIREWORK POPS) - What― Oh! 264 00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:57,610 (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) - Argh! 265 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:04,170 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... 266 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,250 (FIREWORKS SQUEAL, POP) 267 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,370 - Michael, are you OK? 268 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,610 (UNEASY MUSIC) 269 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:21,690 (RADIO STATIC HISSES) - Kookaburra, I think it's not happening. 270 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,690 - Oh, what? - I mean, 271 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,770 it doesn'tseemlike it's happening. 272 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,690 - I'm good. 273 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:37,170 - Yeah? You all right? - Mm-hm. I'm OK. 274 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,170 - Yeah. All right. 275 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,330 - (SIGHS) 276 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,130 We did it. - I did it. 277 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,410 - Anderson. - We did it. 278 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,410 - We did do it. 279 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,610 Good stuff, guys. 280 00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,610 (HEROIC MUSIC) 281 00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:00,610 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 282 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,610 (MUSIC FADES) 283 00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,668 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 284 00:16:14,228 --> 00:16:16,628 (BAND PLAY DREAMY POP MUSIC) 285 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:23,548 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 286 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:31,948 (BAND CONTINUES PLAYING DREAMY MUSIC) 287 00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,948 - Hi. - Hi. 288 00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:37,788 - You enjoying the party? - The party's great. 289 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,268 The last party I went to, I got dumped. 290 00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:44,028 - Oh, I was at that party. That was a... That was a bad party. 291 00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:47,788 - I heard Misty was a baddie. - She was a baddie. Yeah. 292 00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:50,348 She broke up with me and betrayed me, 293 00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:53,468 and she slapped me across the face ― backhand. 294 00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:56,068 - That's not polite. - Not at all. 295 00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,188 - I heard you save the day. - I mean, 296 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,668 I don't know if I would say it like that. It was mainly Sue. 297 00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:04,908 - I heard that you were an integral part. 298 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:08,468 - Well, who said that? - Anderson. - He said that? 299 00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:10,468 - Yeah, he said that. 300 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:13,948 (BAND CONTINUE PLAYING DREAMY POP MUSIC) 301 00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:16,788 - Well, you know, 302 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:19,508 since we've both been broken up with 303 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,788 and the mission is accomplished, 304 00:17:21,788 --> 00:17:24,508 I was wondering if, maybe, 305 00:17:24,508 --> 00:17:27,988 you would like to go to the movies with me sometime― 306 00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:31,748 (FEEDBACK WHINES) - Hi, guys. Uh, sorry to stop the music. 307 00:17:31,748 --> 00:17:35,428 Uh, I'll keep this brief. We've got the TAS to give out ― 308 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:37,428 the Todd Anderson Star. 309 00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:41,388 It's a new award for the most valuable spy on a mission. 310 00:17:41,388 --> 00:17:43,388 But first, 311 00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,868 it gives me immense relief to announce this mission... 312 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,868 accomplished. 313 00:17:51,908 --> 00:17:53,908 Yeah. And now the award. 314 00:17:54,468 --> 00:17:57,428 I'll be honest ― there was a moment when this mission was very close to 315 00:17:57,428 --> 00:18:01,388 being a complete disaster, where this spy went rogue ― 316 00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:04,508 not something I would encourage. (CROWD CHUCKLES) 317 00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:06,508 But, uh, I'll be honest ― 318 00:18:06,508 --> 00:18:09,388 you know, ended up being very cool. 319 00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:12,068 They showed immense craftiness and courage 320 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,148 in the face of extreme danger. 321 00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:16,148 And, you know, 322 00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:18,828 overall, just a bloody good spy. 323 00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:23,468 So, the recipient of the Todd Anderson star... 324 00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:25,628 is... Sue Nightingale. 325 00:18:33,308 --> 00:18:35,708 - (SIGHS) At our graduation, 326 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,628 when I didn't win top of the class, 327 00:18:38,628 --> 00:18:42,588 I decided that awards are silly and subjective. 328 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,188 It didn't really mean anything. And standing here, 329 00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:48,308 accepting this award, 330 00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:50,748 I can now confidently say 331 00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:54,188 that they are actually important. 332 00:18:54,228 --> 00:18:56,228 Vital, even. 333 00:18:56,388 --> 00:18:59,108 They are true markers of excellence. 334 00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:02,988 And, ultimately, they're what it's all about. 335 00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:06,468 WHISPERS: Thank you. 336 00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:08,548 - Thanks, Sue. Um... 337 00:19:08,988 --> 00:19:11,668 and congrats to the other spies on the mission, 338 00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:14,388 Michael Anderson and Michael Riviera. 339 00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:16,388 Good stuff. 340 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,748 Oh, we should have finished with the... 341 00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:21,748 the banner, but... 342 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:25,908 we've already done that, so we'll finish with just a recap, 343 00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:29,788 that the mission is officially accomplished. 344 00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:33,988 Bloody good job, all of ya. Yep. 345 00:19:33,988 --> 00:19:35,988 As you were. As you were. 346 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,588 - So, um, what were you saying? 347 00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:42,028 - Oh, it was nothing. Don't worry about that. 348 00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:45,228 - No, please. It sounded interesting. 349 00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:50,108 - I just said, basically, that I was wondering... 350 00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:53,748 if you would like to go see a movie sometime. 351 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:56,748 - With you, or by myself? 352 00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,388 - Either. - Either? 353 00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:05,348 - With me. And I realise that's probably not a very appealing offer, 354 00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:07,348 because I'm not a great spy, 355 00:20:07,348 --> 00:20:10,428 and I really fold under pressure. 356 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,588 - I'd love to. 357 00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:14,828 - OK. - And, 358 00:20:14,828 --> 00:20:18,308 for the record, I think you're a great spy. 359 00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:21,828 - OK. - And maybe, 360 00:20:21,828 --> 00:20:24,828 if you wanted to, we could dance now. 361 00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:28,508 - OK. (BAND PLAY DAVE DOBBYN'S 'WELCOME HOME') 362 00:20:28,508 --> 00:20:31,988 - with her hands trembling. 363 00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:33,988 364 00:20:36,948 --> 00:20:40,428 the mountain's memory. 365 00:20:40,428 --> 00:20:42,428 366 00:20:45,468 --> 00:20:47,468 (PHONE RINGS) 367 00:20:47,468 --> 00:20:49,468 368 00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:53,668 369 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,668 (WHIRRING) 370 00:20:57,628 --> 00:21:00,308 371 00:21:12,388 --> 00:21:14,388 (FLUTE MUSIC) 372 00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:18,588 Captions by Laura Young. Edited by Faith Hamblyn. 373 00:21:18,588 --> 00:21:22,588 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 374 00:21:22,588 --> 00:21:25,788 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2026.